I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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