the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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