I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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