I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm too high and old for this...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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