I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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