No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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