I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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