I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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