My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just had sex on a roof
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Randomize
