i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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