I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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