Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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