I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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