Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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