Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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