i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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