At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Reggie can tackle my bush.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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