Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You made out with two different species that night
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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