I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Ketchup is God's man juice
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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