He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I wish there were birth control emojis
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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