He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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