I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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