You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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