Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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