I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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