im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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