I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
