i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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