She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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