Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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