Christians are straight up FREAKS
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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