She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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