Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The uberlube is also flammable
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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