There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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