Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
