I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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