I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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