If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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