Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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