How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He kissed a someone with a penis
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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