I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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