i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The beer is more important than you right now.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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