bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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