So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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