I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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