Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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