If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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