Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
