it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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