I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
last night I used snow as a chaser
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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