So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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