...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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