we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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