did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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