I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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