I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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