sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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